Alternative Medicine Hotline : Why some mean folk are really bitter about RCAM ( Royal College of Alternative Medicine )

The 6 core reasons why some EXCEPTIONALLY mean folk are really very bitter about RCAM ( Royal College of Alternative Medicine ) are as follows :


1*Two or 3 of them are just woefully ignorant of the very simple fact that some poor people (like us in RCAM) still have outrageously useful brains . . . nomatter the colour of our outer skin.

(Instead of such 'Wise Ones' meekly coming to us and calmly asking us how the hell we managed to succeed in life , these critically overwhelmed persecutors gleefully keep on psychotically inciting others into asking the 'Powers-that-be' exactly why they gracefully allowed us to succeed) . . . Get the drift ???.

2* A few of them may strongly believe in a totally dictatorial system where Royalty is deemed far more superior than every other one of us on the planet.

(Apparently , "Real Royal Folk" are not supposed to Fart, Belch , Poo or Wee . . . )

3*A handful of them might still perpetually remain aghast at the obtusely horrific knowledge that some common (and mere mortal) folk (like us) can actually lawfully use the word 'Royal' anywhere within in their operations without first gracefully licking the weeping bunions off the respectfully regal feet of a nice little Old Lady from Windsor.

(Forget about all those tacky little 'Gluteus-Maiming Toilet Rolls' and 'Prepuce-Bruising Condoms' which all defiantly bear the extremely forboding 'R-Word' as part of their very own Marks . . . They don't matter !!! . . .They don't count !!! They have direct approval from Ma'am !!!)


4*A bunch of them sadly may have bitterly found themselves in an utterly irredeemable state of Intellectual Shock . . . after we successfully managed to Legally Trademark the name "Royal College of Alternative Medicine".

Admittedly we still have no regrets at all ; even though their monstrously indelible grief does still somehow seem to have exponentially multiplied 'five zillionfold' when they finally discovered that we had also legally incorporated ourselves as a seperate Corporate Entity under the very same 'R-Word' , and suavely Trademarked the FRCAM (Dublin) designation for good ethical measure.

( Funnily enough, we were not the very first ones to LawfullyTrademark our very own 'Royal' name and designation . . . it's just that we were the only ones with slightly darker coloured skins than all of the others : But of course Typical Tabloid Journalists don't want you to actually hear about such wantonly indiscriminate prejudice now, do they ? ).

5*Most of them have ruthlessly tried (most sorrowfully and unsuccessfully , I must politely add) to permanently discredit our humble organization ; and banish it's memory to the comfort zone of their very own monumental failures.

( Tough Luck, Buster. Get over it : RCAM is certainly here to stay . . . Nomatter What !!! Period).


6*Almost every single one of our 'Self-Appointed Enemies' hallucinogenically deems RCAM to be painfully (and permanently) representative of everything which they themselves could never ever be : Warm , Eminent , Ethical , Eclectic , Intelligent , Charming , Controversial , Unforgettable and Charismatic.


( Says Who ??? . . . Says RCAM !!!)


. . . So now you know.